103 Comments

  1. your worst nightmare
    Posted February 25, 2008 at 8:27 pm | Permalink

    bitch! you might have not had sex with your none of your gays…however i have lost count of the times you’ve disclaimed to me the times jordan stuck one too many fingers in that rusty cave of yours. :)

  2. Posted February 28, 2008 at 2:29 am | Permalink

    Courtney, you should do this in MD, because that
    is close to DC, which is where i will always live. Also you look so pretty in the pic with the black hat. love youuuu

  3. Lola Love
    Posted March 4, 2008 at 12:07 am | Permalink

    YES! Your 4th choice is ME!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Farrell
    Posted March 5, 2008 at 12:25 am | Permalink

    I love Yaya, especially the pic of her on the swing. what a gem of a person.

  5. Farrell
    Posted March 6, 2008 at 11:13 pm | Permalink

    MIKE JUAREZ NOT A MEXICAN CHERRY POPPER!!

    ps. I think you’re hot courtney and if I were a man / more in touch with my inner lesbo I would fuck you hard!

  6. ED
    Posted March 7, 2008 at 12:03 am | Permalink

    This entry is fucking amazing. The writing, the story, everything. I am so glad I even heard of this website from you because it’s an enjoyable read.

  7. Posted March 7, 2008 at 1:24 am | Permalink

    omg i totally make faces out of my fat toooo!!!

  8. "man ho"
    Posted March 7, 2008 at 1:24 am | Permalink

    again, i’m in love.

  9. Ciprian
    Posted March 7, 2008 at 10:17 am | Permalink

    very moving…I’m impressed to see that kind of sincerity…you put your whole soul here…I must admit it felt strange reading so intimate things about someone I haven’t even met…but somehow, I couldn’t stop reading. thanks for that. I guess you already know by now that it’s not that hard for a woman to find someone to have sex with…it’s much harder to find somebody who loves her and whom she can love.

  10. Posted March 13, 2008 at 10:02 am | Permalink

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_Mwk_pcU_s

  11. Abigail
    Posted March 14, 2008 at 4:17 pm | Permalink

    Nice Veeeg

  12. Posted March 14, 2008 at 9:21 pm | Permalink

    hahaha i’m so in love. AND HONORED, truly honored, I would like to make one correction though. I am actually 5′7 and a half” tall.

  13. Charlie
    Posted March 20, 2008 at 12:24 am | Permalink

    I love you courtney. And don’t let anyone ever tell you that you are an embarrasment to be around, it is always an HONOR to be in your prescence.

  14. Veronica
    Posted March 24, 2008 at 12:29 am | Permalink

    Seriously, the one regret I have since I went to college is that we do not talk enough and that you aren’t a major part of my life. But if you ever need to talk, you know my number

  15. "man ho"
    Posted March 28, 2008 at 8:49 pm | Permalink

    your fervor amazes me everytime your journal entries pop-up on my feed. stay strong, courtney.

  16. Courtney Nichols
    Posted March 30, 2008 at 4:10 am | Permalink

    marry me?

  17. franco
    Posted March 30, 2008 at 7:14 pm | Permalink

    what?
    courtney don’t write about me like you’re a victim, you’ve surely had your share in the whole situation as well.

  18. nikol!
    Posted April 8, 2008 at 2:19 am | Permalink

    DUDE
    PUERTO RICO
    im just going to say that
    :D

  19. Charlie
    Posted April 9, 2008 at 12:51 am | Permalink

    hahaha hankies are the funniest things ever

  20. Posted April 11, 2008 at 12:49 pm | Permalink

    i am verklempt. YOU ARE MY BEACON OF LIGHT!

  21. Abby
    Posted April 13, 2008 at 1:00 pm | Permalink

    http://salesdiva.blogspot.com/2008/02/black-history-month-facts-usual.html

  22. M Dollar
    Posted May 2, 2008 at 4:07 pm | Permalink

    ive seen better exposures in porkys

  23. Posted May 8, 2008 at 9:08 am | Permalink

    I like the phrase sanity pad.

  24. your one and only
    Posted May 12, 2008 at 1:30 pm | Permalink

    can’t get enough of me? jesus find another fag to obsess over!! and i stole computer and ipods? when? that was a gift and you know it so get your facts straight girl. i am not in any way trying to involve you in my life so why don’t you do the same. if you got something to say to me, you know my number.

    peace

  25. Farrell
    Posted May 21, 2008 at 12:04 am | Permalink

    DAYUMMMMMMMMMM dont mess

  26. eric
    Posted June 16, 2008 at 10:52 am | Permalink

    is this your anthem? do you listen to this song while staring at yourself in the mirror?

  27. eric
    Posted June 16, 2008 at 10:56 am | Permalink

    who is that man in the 3rd picture?

  28. Posted July 3, 2008 at 1:07 am | Permalink

    Brilliant post, love — as always. Intelligent, honest, and intriguing. You’ve got the trifecta down pat. Love your writing style.

  29. Jake
    Posted July 7, 2008 at 7:36 pm | Permalink

    this made me nearly weep. and your last sentence is a true one – i couldn’t deal with feeling all the loss either.

  30. Gillian
    Posted July 8, 2008 at 1:02 am | Permalink

    That’s not emo, that’s talent!

  31. Elizabeth
    Posted July 8, 2008 at 5:41 pm | Permalink

    “Borges y yo” Jorge Luis Borges

  32. t
    Posted July 11, 2008 at 3:05 pm | Permalink

    always so honest and so true. i feel the way you describe a bit too often… but my, you`d be missed. stay postive, of course…. i love the `sprout couture`part.

  33. t
    Posted July 11, 2008 at 3:07 pm | Permalink

    `It truly represents how much happier I am now, yet how much the past two years were crucial in my attempt to learn and ultimately grow. `

    beautiful.

  34. Lora
    Posted July 19, 2008 at 6:55 pm | Permalink

    Your story made me cry, in a good way though. I truly appreciate what you wrote. You have an amazing talent with your words. Thank you Courtney

  35. Lora
    Posted July 19, 2008 at 6:55 pm | Permalink

    p.s. wait till you come over to my place down here…..

  36. chicago
    Posted July 24, 2008 at 12:22 am | Permalink

    You should read the unbearable lightness of being. Life is unbearable without struggle.

  37. Charlie
    Posted July 28, 2008 at 1:21 am | Permalink

    ” don’t get your rocks off on somebody else’s sickness.”
    Im making that my new facebook quote

  38. Posted August 1, 2008 at 11:25 am | Permalink

    ahhhhhhhh I just randomly found your website, browsed all the way through your archives, and I completely love you. why aren’t we friends in real life?

  39. Jose Montero
    Posted August 3, 2008 at 1:58 am | Permalink

    I didn’t know your history with such in depth! Keep on being (ab) fab!

  40. barbara streisand
    Posted August 3, 2008 at 11:48 pm | Permalink

    this is really good. and interesting.

  41. name*
    Posted August 8, 2008 at 7:08 pm | Permalink

    these photographs are amazing – great read too!

  42. Farrell
    Posted August 16, 2008 at 7:56 am | Permalink

    that is fucking hilarious

  43. Posted September 1, 2008 at 10:21 pm | Permalink

    The friendships that I have developed with some of my gay friends are priceless. They have truly given me the best year of my life. I am newly divorced and they have showed me that there is life and fun out there. I wouldn’t trade their friendship for the world.

  44. Posted September 4, 2008 at 1:22 pm | Permalink

    It can and will be done. All of it.

  45. Charlie
    Posted September 15, 2008 at 10:07 pm | Permalink

    Oh my god! Rue McClanahan doing the nasty standing up on a hammock. Well that’s something.

  46. farla char
    Posted September 17, 2008 at 2:03 pm | Permalink

    I looked at the contestants. Only 9? Most from BC. My bets to win are either Whistler (home fave) and Chinese-Canada,they both seem intellectual and can be good ambassadors. Maybe Vancouver too. The rest look like go go dancers with no substance. Just my opinions based on the photos and bios.

    From another fruit fly from Iowa.

  47. Veronica
    Posted September 22, 2008 at 1:54 pm | Permalink

    The pictures are priceless…anywho, I want to come to new york but currently have no money…

  48. Posted September 28, 2008 at 6:22 pm | Permalink

    Cute!!

  49. farrell
    Posted September 30, 2008 at 12:54 pm | Permalink

    fucking hilarious, head hurts from laughing

  50. William
    Posted October 3, 2008 at 9:30 pm | Permalink

    thanks.

  51. claudia
    Posted October 19, 2008 at 11:49 am | Permalink

    um, wasnt it me, claudia?

  52. Yaya
    Posted November 3, 2008 at 12:06 pm | Permalink

    You have no idea how happy I am to see that naked baby Buddha riding a fish with a star above his head was taken out on the town.

  53. Veronica
    Posted November 6, 2008 at 7:01 pm | Permalink

    Luckily, prop 8 passing does not dissolve any of the marriages that occurred during the extremely brief 4 1/2 month period where it was legal to marry. It prevents anyone from marrying, however, from now on. Here is a link to the petition to appeal the decision:
    http://www.PetitionOnline.com/seg5130/petition.html

  54. Posted November 8, 2008 at 3:11 pm | Permalink

    Спасибо за текст! Очень понравилось

  55. Posted November 9, 2008 at 9:18 pm | Permalink

    WE LOVE YOU, FRUIT FLY LIFE.

  56. Gillian
    Posted November 17, 2008 at 6:33 am | Permalink

    wow, that video was amazing

  57. Antonio Pontón-Núñez
    Posted December 1, 2008 at 3:34 pm | Permalink

    Thanks for having me in the website. I congratulate you on this space of freedem. It is a reminder that anyone can talk about gays…. as long as it’s good :)
    I’m up to make new friends that read this website: they should be great people.
    Feel free to everybody look me up on Facebook:
    Antonio Pontón-Núñez
    antonio.m.ponton@uprrp.edu

    MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/countingsheeps

  58. Charlie
    Posted December 8, 2008 at 11:43 pm | Permalink

    THAT IS MAH FAVORITE VIDEO! HOW DID YOU KNOW!?! how i wish i could have been at your party. There’s really nothing quite like a Courtney party.

  59. Posted December 29, 2008 at 9:33 pm | Permalink

    IM OBSESSED WITH THIS SONG NOW OMG OMG OMG

  60. Felipe
    Posted January 12, 2009 at 12:34 am | Permalink

    Question. I’m a bisexual man much aroused by
    women who in turn are aroused by details of my same-sex experiences; also by women who enjoy gay porno. Is this common, or am I one of a kind?

  61. William
    Posted January 20, 2009 at 4:00 am | Permalink

    CHEERS. see you tomorrow~!

  62. Laura
    Posted January 25, 2009 at 10:53 pm | Permalink

    From one fruitfly to another:

    Thank you for putting a better name upon girls who like boys who like boys. Faghag definitely was not cutting it for me.

    and all of my gayboyfriends and I sat around the computer laughing our asses off, in between exclamations of “How true!” when we read the commandments. <3

    Congrats on the internship~

    -Canada

  63. frank
    Posted January 26, 2009 at 2:53 pm | Permalink

    WE WANT MORE START WRITING AGAIN

  64. allisun
    Posted February 1, 2009 at 9:02 pm | Permalink

    are you familiar with gala darling? i think she’d enjoy this post and your photo with the bunny ears on.

  65. Gillian
    Posted February 4, 2009 at 12:02 am | Permalink

    omg pure brilliance. Dare I say…I was actually watching Ru Paul’s Drag Race last night too! Who will ’shante’ and who will ’sashay’ into drag queen victory? Only time (and glitter) will reveal all!

  66. allisun
    Posted February 4, 2009 at 12:19 am | Permalink

    the next time u do anything like this srsly please consider making polyvore outfits for them : )

  67. william
    Posted February 23, 2009 at 12:55 am | Permalink

    secrets

  68. Shelley
    Posted February 25, 2009 at 4:00 pm | Permalink

    I just want to know if he has your’s or Charlie’s panties?????

  69. Posted February 25, 2009 at 9:38 pm | Permalink

    We kept our undergarments on, as difficult as that may have been…

  70. Posted February 25, 2009 at 9:39 pm | Permalink

    but some lady on the balcony definitely threw her pantyhose on stage!

  71. Posted February 28, 2009 at 11:59 am | Permalink

    you suck courtney!!

  72. farrell
    Posted April 12, 2009 at 9:52 pm | Permalink

    you are such a slut. but actually i laughed so much i cried a little.

  73. Posted April 15, 2009 at 5:42 pm | Permalink

    thanks !! very helpful post!

  74. Posted April 22, 2009 at 6:30 am | Permalink

    Keep up the good work.

  75. farrell
    Posted April 24, 2009 at 6:29 pm | Permalink

    oh my that may be the scariest thing I’ve seen in a while

  76. i shame you
    Posted April 30, 2009 at 12:31 am | Permalink

    why is this fat guy in a picture with hot people?

    is this supposed to be irony?

  77. Gillian
    Posted May 1, 2009 at 12:01 pm | Permalink

    Firestarter = love

  78. Firestarter
    Posted May 1, 2009 at 7:06 pm | Permalink

    perfect pictures – compliment the piece so nicely.

    xxxxx

  79. Posted May 14, 2009 at 2:07 pm | Permalink

    “Look at that dreamboat. Listen to that butter voice. I transcend. I simply transcend.” when you spew lines like that I understand why we are connected.

  80. Farrell
    Posted August 27, 2009 at 1:11 pm | Permalink

    YAYYYYYYYYYY, that was so cool to see

  81. Anonymous
    Posted August 30, 2009 at 5:40 pm | Permalink

    A drag queen is not a drag queen if they are naked because the term refers to a man dressed as a woman. Naked, they would simply be a very feminine man.

  82. Posted September 2, 2009 at 6:33 pm | Permalink

    It’s a very nice post and all that you have writen is as a picture o as a movie where you can stay inside or not ..
    Ciao !
    Valentino

  83. Posted September 2, 2009 at 6:38 pm | Permalink

    I am happy to leave a comment to this your post because reding all that I have imagine to be into a movie or a picture..
    really interesting
    Ciao
    Valentino

  84. Gillian
    Posted September 2, 2009 at 8:56 pm | Permalink

    I see lone playing cards everywhere I go…NYC, Boston, Canada…strange

  85. Farrell
    Posted September 4, 2009 at 12:46 pm | Permalink

    last sentence is so true, in new york everyone waits around for it to be night, but SF is a 24 hr place :) love you and you WILL end the world.

  86. Farrell
    Posted September 9, 2009 at 8:47 pm | Permalink

    #1 freak, reporting for duty!!!

  87. Posted September 12, 2009 at 9:36 am | Permalink

    Very interesting and exciting webpage.

  88. Farrell
    Posted September 14, 2009 at 12:53 pm | Permalink

    i want to be her friennddd!!!

  89. Posted September 20, 2009 at 4:34 pm | Permalink

    I’m obsessed with this video. Amazing

  90. Delicious Tiramisu
    Posted October 1, 2009 at 12:20 am | Permalink

    Tell Hef he can keep the grotto!

  91. Delicious Tiramisu
    Posted October 9, 2009 at 4:19 am | Permalink

    Hear Hear!

  92. Posted October 17, 2009 at 4:17 pm | Permalink

    This is great, nice interview! Love him

  93. Farrell
    Posted October 28, 2009 at 1:47 am | Permalink

    iiiiiiiiiiiiiii LIKE it!

  94. William Brennan
    Posted October 28, 2009 at 2:41 pm | Permalink

    You need to fix the adds on this thing. “Preserve Marriage, Help Spread the Word” paid by Stand for Marriage Maine. – that is what i am looking at. If they only knew….

  95. William Brennan
    Posted October 28, 2009 at 2:43 pm | Permalink

    Ok now it says… “Should Second Graders be Taught About Homosexual Marriage?”- all i have to say is that when my daughter is 7 or 8 she is going to know all about how her daddies got married. And how they love each other. F this.

  96. Lucy
    Posted November 13, 2009 at 4:44 pm | Permalink

    I definitely would say though, that I do not consider myself slutty. In being a sexual camel, it means that I prefer to wait until I find a nice glass of water, and do not settle for anything luke-warm. I think what you meant by slutty, was that even through my waiting periods, I still maintain and exude sensuality and don’t lose confidence.

  97. Delicious Tiramisu
    Posted November 16, 2009 at 1:59 am | Permalink

    You are a peachick (a baby peacock), not a beaver. You are on your way to becoming an icon, but right now, not many people know your potential. That you will dazzle everyone is not a possibility but an inevitability. Not, I repeat, not the Roseanne Barr of the animal world!

  98. Posted November 16, 2009 at 9:24 am | Permalink

    Well said, Delicious Tiramisu, well said.

  99. Firestarter
    Posted December 15, 2009 at 8:41 pm | Permalink

    three things:
    a) where did they find this canadian doppleganger? this is hilarious on so many levels (aka studio celine)
    b)jennifer coolidge would ACTUALLY be perfect. let’s talk to her people and work somethingg out.
    c)johnathan nipplicki would play ryan, tom arnold would play me, and bobbi trendy would play franco.

    and yaya would be played by hilary swank because, well, let’s face it: she can play anything and anyone. if she moonlights as your gangrenous toe we could save money on payroll.

  100. Beatriz Lindqvist
    Posted December 16, 2009 at 4:22 pm | Permalink

    Hi Courtney, you are great! I know what you’re talking about: believe me there are lots of US fruitflies around the world: we are a global community! You find me in Facebook, I live in Sweden
    :) Beatriz

  101. bailey
    Posted January 25, 2010 at 2:39 pm | Permalink

    cheap and scrumptious margs + occasional free mexican food + extremely nice bartenders = esta noche = top 2 best bars on 16th

  102. Posted January 27, 2010 at 3:48 am | Permalink

    Yessss Este Noche is amazing. I missed all the hairy men when I was there last. Bummer.

  103. Delicious Tiramisu
    Posted January 28, 2010 at 7:26 pm | Permalink

    HOOOOOOTTTTTT (mess)

3 Trackbacks

  1. [...] Original post by Fruit Fly Life [...]

  2. [...] We here at FruitFlyLife have established a contest. For today and today only, William Brennan shall be tracing along the barren couture lined streets of Soho and Greenwhich Village. He shall be [...]

  3. By Fruit Fly Life » Pride - A Year Long Event on June 1, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    [...] all have our opinions. I have continually questioned my response to gay men, and if I subject them to comparison based on [...]

Chicago Web Design | Copyright © 2010 | Website by: Blueprintds.com